Conversations From The Strip

Jessica: why is she dancing on that table?
Me: she's a stripper
Henry: she's not a stripper
Me: what?
Henry: she's not taking any clothes off
Me: fine - she's an exotic dancer
Silence....1...2...3
Henry: what's an exotic dancer?

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Henry: she was naked
Me: she was naked?
Henry: she may as well have been.
From here he lectured me how stars placed on nipples is still naked because after a certain % of a woman's breast is showing its all the same.

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